All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

— Homer Simpson

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Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?

— Calvin

Calvin and Hobbes